Conversations on Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: asl

You: 16 female, a country. asl?

Stranger: 18 male usa

Stranger: what country are u from

You: an undisclosed location

Stranger: ok

Stranger: do u wanna talk dirty to me

You: Ok, what is with this site and pervs? Please be honest here.

Stranger: idk
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: what's up?

You: the ceiling

You: you>

You: ?

Stranger: I'm pretty sure the same haha

You: That's amazing. We have so much in common! lol

Stranger: haha yeah!like we both have a roof over our heards!so amazing!and we;re both on the computer!

You: OMG that's two things. Do you have a nose?

Stranger: yes!!!i can't believe it!!!do you have eyes?!

You: yes!!! We have to be twins or something! What about ears?

Stranger: yes!wow!!!probably!what about hands???

You: Totally! What about clothes?

Stranger: yes!!wb legs??

You: YES YES YES YES YES!!! Now, do you own shoes?

Stranger: yes!!do you have a computer?!

You: we already went throught that one =P Remember, we're talking via the internet... wait a minute, do you have internet? Cuz I definitely do

Stranger: haha wow yeah

Stranger: hmmm hb a chair??

You: definitely have a chair. This is amazing. This is like newsworthy I tell you! We should tell the world

Stranger: yes we should!I will go tell the world now!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: guy looking for girl to cam2cam with!

You: girl looking for guy who isn't a perv!
You have disconnected

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi, im Male, 18, bisexual and looking for some fun with a female or a gay guy. - cam X cam

You: Hi, im female 16, a zombie, and I do not do video appearances
You have disconnected

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi, I'm a zombie interested in brains

Stranger: um loser, do you have a life?

You: Yeah I do. What about you? I see that you also find yourself on the same website, and you're not a zombie. Zombie is at least a detail

You: you on the other hand

You: only appear annoying

You have disconnected.

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Much later I had a very nice conversation with a fellow zombie. Until he brought politics into it, and when I said I disagreed with him as a democrat he said "FUCK YOU!" and I disconnected.

Spring break is over man =(
~Jess the Nerdfighting Band Geek